The Chocolate Song (Buddy Wasisname) video
#218: YouTube video by RoyBrush
©2007 ~ Used with permission ~

When your feet feel like they're made of stones,
And your bones are full of lead,
And your muscles feel like they're galvanized,
And the concrete's in your head;
When your blood flows like molasses,
And you can't add two and two,
When the top looks like the bottom,
And orange looks like blue.

When you feel like you're hung over,
But you didn't drink last night,
And your eyes are like a road map,
And your underwear feels tight;
Gravity seems to multiply,
And your organs are on strike,
You're in sudden-death overtime,
And the wheels are off your bike.

You need some chocolate,
Soft creamy chocolate,
Some chocolate ice cream,
And chocolate mousse... mousse... mousse...
Some chocolate cheesecake,
Bavarian chocolate,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
We need a boost!

Now, they say it gives us pimples,
It's addictive and it stains,
It makes us fat and hyper,
And clogs up all our veins;
It puts migraines in our noggins,
And it's worse than cigarettes,
But all those things are easier
Than having a chocolate fit.
Now there's lots of medical evidence
To support our point of view,
It's not all psychological,
Good news for me and you;
It affects our serotonin,
Which reduces aches and pains,
And does all kinds of cool things
To the chemistry of our brains.

Good ol' chocolate,
Dark chewy chocolate,
Nanaimo snack bars,
Chocolate eclairs... eclairs... eclairs...
Hot chocolate sundaes,
Sweet chocolate milkshakes,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
We need a boost!

Now, they say we're chocoholics,
And we have a legitimate beef,
That we should lobby government
To give funding for relief;
Now if you can keep a secret,
Just leave it up to me,
I'll take the funds and
Build us a chocolate factory.
And if life should get too heavy,
We decide to end it all,
We won't do it with a pistol,
Drugs or alcohol;
We'll just take a thousand dollars,
To a nice dessert café,
Eat a dump truck-load of chocolate
And do ourselves away!

'Cause we love chocolate,
Mouthwatering chocolate,
Black forest cheesecake,
And chocolate torte... torte... torte...
Some chocolate rum balls,
Sweet chocolate windfalls,
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
We need a boost!
Bring on the chocolate... chocolate... chocolate...
Yeah... We need a boost!

####....Wayne Chaulk of Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers ....####
Recorded by Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers (D'Lard Liftin', trk#14, 1998, Third Wave Productions, Gander, NL); and (I'm Looney, trk&11, 2002, Third Wave productions, Gander, NL).

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