#02659
The Makeup Song (Wayne S Morgan) video
#1097: YouTube video by NLTreasure
©2009 ~ Used with permission ~

Spoken: (Here's a little story about a gal
I married awhile back on the rebound off the coast.
Just listen to this will ya...)

I met a girl out on the sand,
I thought that she was somethin' grand,
And with her I would wanna spend my life.

(Or so I thought!)

And like a fool I didn't wait,
Oh no, I didn't hesitate,
I asked her right away to be my wife.

(What a boo-boo that was!)

She answered me so quick and smart,
I thought that I had won her heart,
But, brother, was I in for a surprise.

(Holy cow!)

The minute I slipped on the ring,
She changed so fast and that sweet thing,
Became a different girl before my eyes.

(Now listen hyere!)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

(Oh, you would, too!)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

(Even trade!)

The first night that we got in bed,
I reached for her and I found instead,
A bald spot, not her hair so nice and thick.

(Run your fingers through dis would ya!)

I just could not believe me eyes,
But that was just me first surprise,
So many others followed I got sick.

(Rolph!)

Her lovely lips I longed to touch,
Turned out to be the pure botox,
And she took off her padded underwear.

(Talk about the squash!)

At least her legs was lookin' good,
Then I discovered one was wood,
B' gar, you know she really didn't care.

(Where's me chainsaw?)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

(Once again!)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

(Hard to believe, isn't it, boy?)

( Well, I never had a clue
what I was gettin' meself into.
)

(B' gar, my eyeballs was hangin' out!)

Well, I reached out, turned on the light,
Just to overcome me fright,
She tried to soothe me with her toothless smile.

(I love you, Jimmy ducky!)

She winked at me with her glass eye,
I thought that I would surely die,
Now I'm in the mental for a while.

(Keep me locked up, will ya?)

Now, b'ys, I hope you learn from me,
Don't be in such a big hurry,
When you're out there lookin' for a wife.

(Don't jump the gun!)

Make sure she really does have hair,
And all her parts are really there,
Or you'll be doomed to torture all your life.

(Here she comes again with the whip!)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

(Again, an' again, an' again.)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

(Now what did I tell ya?)

####.... Wayne S Morgan ....####
Recorded by Wayne S Morgan of Port de Grave, NL (The Young And The Restless, trk#1, 2007, Sawyer Hill Productions, Placentia, NL)

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